I found this in a news article accidentally
[link] , and yes, I found it very funny XD
Copied only the English part; this'll turn out sorta like a tag, I think...
[ ] Jerry-build pictures, but you excuse them as Chibis
[ ] Call yourself as "still practicing" when someone sees your works
[x] You use excuses like "It's done by mouse/no tablet..." when someone critiques you (Critique me more please! ;_; )
[ ] You only know how to draw faces
[x] The faces you draw always is facing one direction (aka 3/4 angle looking to the right)
[ ] Only draw the head seriously
[x] Different hair style is the only way to tell your characters apart (orz not even
I can tell my characters apart... orz orz I try my best though D: )
[ ] No distinguish between left and right (???)
[x] Only do skectches/don't know how to skectch (orz yesss can't CG at all D: )
[ ] You don't care/never uses the layers while using Photoshop
[x] Compositions of your arts are almost always the same (what composition..?)
[x] Your character's expressions are same all the time
[x] Inability to draw different poses
[x] Inability to draw legs or feet (feet... D:<)
[x] Inability to draw views from different angles
[x] Same character looks different in different pictures (LOL YESSSSS /sorta)
[x] Only draw humans or opposite (recently started drawing animals...)
[ ] Only draw shiny little girls *Which is called "loli" (I don't draw girls 8D LOL TRAP!!!)
[x] Inability to draw old people
[x] Cannot draw hands or fingers properly
[x] You've got a high-perfect ideal, but never take action (I don't keep studying it...)
[x] You work very hard one the first eye but the second eye turned out to be a piece of shit (when loooking to the left...)
[x] Flip your picture horizontal and it will became very scary (LOL YES)
[x] Quit everytime only the line art is done. (not everytime...)
[x] Knows nothing about anatomy
[ ] Thinking that facial features are just muscles that sticks on faces
[x] The position of your character's breast is weird (shoulders too small..?)
[ ] Often draw character with six-finger or hands in incorrect directions. *Unless your character is not a human (LOL like... left hand = right? XD)
[x] Good at giving criticisms, but never be able to do it better yourself.
[x] The pictures you gather for reference ended up as your own style. (D8 I thought it was normal... D: )
[x] Easily been distract when drawing (if I stay 5 hours drawing, only 2 have been effective. lol)
[x] Thinking that tablet is the tool to make you improve
[x] Very satisfied with one of your completed hard work, but it pisses you off the next day (never satisfied..? D: )
[x] One picture one week or less. (ZERO every 500 years)
[ ] You have a online gallery but never manage it.
[x] You tried to draw porns but it turns out to be eye-harming disgusting utter shits. (LOL YESSSS fail)
[ ] Thinking that it's useless trying harder to improve
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XXX] Actually you don't even know how to draw ....... (8D -> orzzz)
But at least, when I draw porn, I admit it's porn, different from you. LOL
Fake fake. Fake.
[x] One picture one week or less. (ZERO every 500 years)
those two are me fer shurrr DDD'8